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Twins 5, Orioles 2: Bat flips don’t lie
Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/2025/5/...arrison-bader-dingers-simeon-woods-richardson
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Makes a man want to hit a slam... ish.
Taking a request tonight!
Tonight in...
(We got from sandwiches asking here)
Tonight in...
Tonight in...
We’re here, we’re here!
It’s always good to see the Twins advance like this,
Know how to grant any glad fan’s wish,
Withhold the drama (please!), completed (please!)
No problems (we’re here, we’re here!), no problems
Go crazy with a bomb like that,
There’s Byron knockin’ ‘em flat,
Then Bader (see!) a tater (see!)
Leaving the crowd going bawdy.
All STUDS tonight,
You know the Twins don’t lie
When they’re dominant in the fight
Always in action, connection:
Don’t you see? Tell me this is perfection.
Hey now, Simeon started, was groovin’,
It was driving ‘em crazy,
And the bullpen kept on this idea,
Never giving ‘em chances.
And when the Orioles could just score, nobody got any more,
Just send them to the naughty world (just groove!)
But was the dominance expected? No matter: it’s selected,
So seize the win, we’re taking it! (let’s go!)
It’s always good to see the Twins advance like this,
Know how to grant any glad fan’s wish,
Withhold the drama (please!), completed (please!)
No problems (we’re here, we’re here!), no problems
Go crazy with a bomb like that,
There’s Byron knockin’ ‘em flat,
Then Bader (see!) a tater (see!)
Leaving the crowd going bawdy.
All STUDS tonight,
You know the Twins don’t lie
When they’re dominant as they go
Every combo, let’s go:
Don’t you see? Tell me this is perfecto.
There’s not a DUD tonight,
The Twins don’t lie
When they’re dominant in the fight
Always in action, connection:
Don’t you see? Tell me this is perfection. (we’re here, we’re here!)
Hey now, all of the offense was groovin’, all hammerin’ that man,
They go, go round the bags as they’re movin’, with a cheering from that fan
They’ll win this Wednesday game, they’ve come to play now, play now:
See, they’re doin’ what they planned, so we stand, and we go
Fully nuts: we rant and we rave!
Ballin’ on behalf of the offense,
Ballin’ on behalf of the arms,
Ballin’ on behalf of the offense,
Ballin’ on behalf of the arms.
It’s always good to see the Twins advance like this,
Know how to grant any glad fan’s wish,
Withhold the drama (please!), completed (please!)
No problems (we’re here, we’re here!), no problems
Go crazy with a bomb like that,
There’s Byron sendin’ it to fly.
Then Bader (see!) a tater (see!)
Leaving the crowd going bawdy.
Now we need to read the Comments,
Need to pick the one that will earn some adornments.
Let me see:
Gonna go with James Fillmore and Silva, he’d say!
Though there are still more yet still to see.)
We came to see a game and got to see
A rip or three that we backed with the chanting: “That’s a good win, on three!”
Drive it back with a pop, cleared the wall like Humpty Dumpty
It leaves the ballclub jazzy
(Why’d the MLB try contraction?)
It’s the politest Minnesotans
Never guilty, always kindness in our actions
No dopes, no dopes, now we’ve picked up our hopes
And we cheer cause we’re here, let’s subvert the old tropes, tropes!
All STUDS tonight,
The Twins don’t lie
When they’re dominant as they go
Every combo, let’s go:
Tell me that this is perfecto.
There’s not a DUD tonight,
The Twins don’t lie
When they’re dominant in the fight
In action, connection:
Don’t you see? Tell me this is perfection. (we’re here, we’re here!)
(Good night’n!)
(Good night’n!)
Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/2025/5/...arrison-bader-dingers-simeon-woods-richardson