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Game XIV: Tigers @ Twins
Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/2025/4/...ta-reese-olson-carlos-correa-mighty-ty-france
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NOT Hunter Wendelstedt.
Division rivals, Michigan edition. With muchly much Links 4 U!
First pitch: 7:10 Central
Weather: National Weather Service still gutted, mid-50s and partly cloudy if we can trust this stuff anymore
Opponent’s very good SB site: Bless You Boys
TV: Steve Jobs (really Wozniak) TV+
Radio: Last week Gladden said “I’m used to doing it solo” and I’LL BET HE IS
Detroit starter Reese Olson was a Brewers draftee in 2018; in 2021 they traded him for bullpenner Daniel “Meow Meow Tiger” Norris. Olson primarily throws a slider, mid-90s sinker, and change. When he’s on — as he hasn’t been this year, yet — the slider’s his best pitch. He’s certainly facing the right lineup to get on track against! David Festa was called up to start this game because, Reasons. (Read John Foley on Festa’s struggles seeing hitters multiple times in the order.) 2024 digits:
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So many early-season stories! Thusly, a bonus Hosken Powell Memorial Link Dump:
Here’s some clickbaity headlines I read fairly recently. One goes “Four games into MLB season and Twins fans are already dead inside” and another “‘Made of Glass” – Twins’ $100M Star’s Durability Questioned as Apparent Injury Against White Sox Fuels Fan Outrage’”
Hey, how do I get one of these jobs? Where you churn out crap and get paid for it? Beats actually putting effort into writing. But I’ll bet the writers have to do a LOT of it on a lot of different sites to get by. So I salute the hustle.
Here’s one which isn’t clickbait: “Dominant pitching carries Twins to undefeated record in young season.” Only problem is, that’s the LG Twins from Seoul, South Korea. Oh, well!
There’s been a lot of stuff about “torpedo bats.” (Here’s a writer talking to physics nerds about their effect; here’s an expert at FanGraphs using a computer to model their effects. Both decide it’s “too soon to say for sure.”) This article by David Lengel makes the suggestion that if MLB wants to allow this latest innovation, they should keep it in the minors first and see what happens. Since that’s sensible, no doubt Manfred won’t do it.
Speaking of Manfred and stupid, his going along with the A’s “Gambling City Or Bust Plan” resulted in the A’s debut at temporary (???) residence Sacramento going... not so smoothly. Neil deMause has the juicy details. Including this blockquote:
The A’s temporary home in Sacramento — Pacific League Ballpark Sutter Health Park — doesn’t have bathrooms attached to the dugouts. Yes, that’s right, much to the dismay of the A’s and visiting teams like Monday night’s Chicago Cubs, whereas every other MLB Stadium has a tunnel that leads from the dugout to the clubhouse and locker room, Sutter Health’s player’s area is located near left field.
So when Cubs outfielder Seiya Suzuki had to head to the clubhouse to presumably take a leak, he had to do what is now being called “The Walk of Shame,” as they paused the game so Suzuki could run all the way across the outfield and do his business.
deMause is also on the “Baseball In Portland Or Bust” saga, and writes for the 100 millionth time that stadiums do NOT pay for themselves. In this case, the sell that taxes on player salaries would pay for the stadium. There’s several accounting problems with this; another problem is how when you build a stadium and people spend money on games there, that’s money they are NOT spending on other local businesses. Instead of this money getting spread around, it’s going to one rich owner. You’re effectively taxing those other businesses to benefit one. Portlanders can debate the merits of this, but stadiums NEVER pay for themselves, and that should be a starting understanding in any rational discussion.
(Actually, there’s been one stadium built in the last 45 years that DID pay for itself, and more — the public got back more in revenues than they paid in construction costs. Guess which stadium it was? I’ll give you a hint, I bought Dome Dogs there.)
Community member jjjam brought to our attention how the crummy rotten Pirates owners removed a small sign honoring Roberto Clemente; here’s how a Pittsburgh TV station’s website covered it. And you can read this SABR tribute to Clemente’s humanitarian work written by Thomas Kern.
As usual, the Twins are offering New Food Items at Target Field; here’s a list with some pictures from Jason DeRusha at Minnesota Monthly. As usual, I’d be more interested in going to the actual restaurants that serve this stuff, or making my own version at home. I question the inclusion of a grilled SPAM sandwich — it would be popular in Hawaii, but I dunno about here; Kurt Suzuki left years ago. And I say this as probably the only TwinkieTown staffer who’s been to the SPAM Museum.
Another annual thing is players announcing their Walk Up Music, here’s the list. Some of it I don’t know because it’s in a lovely language I don’t speak, some of it I don’t know because it’s in genres I'm not familiar with. I gotta credit Trevor Larnach for going with “Today Was a Good Day” old-school style, along with Bailey Ober (“Back in Black”) and Simeon Woods-Richardson (“When Doves Cry”). Louie Varland lists “Free Bird,” but it’s by MOONLIGHT instead of Skynrd — is that an improvement? I don’t know.
The Twins also announced that some extra games will be aired on Fox 9 this season for free. Not many. Here’s that list... oddly, provided by The Manila Times. As in, The Philippines. Do we have some fans there? I hope so!
Peter Labuza at TwinsDaily did an excellent five-part series on the history of the Pohlad family’s business ventures. Here’s Part One, which says it’s probably mostly hearsay that Carl Pohlad got his start as “muscle” foreclosing on farmers during the Depression. That slightly contradicts this 2009 Minnesota Monthly article by Britt Robson, saying “he boxed as a prizefighter, though he did so under an alias so he could keep his pugilistic persona distinct from his business pursuits,” and mentions the muscle/foreclosure story. It references no direct sources about that, though. Labuza’s articles are very thoroughly sourced.
Part Two is about how Carl crapped all over the Twin Cities’ public transportation system for profit. Part Three is how Carl crapped all over America’s airline industry for profit. (In both endeavors, he wasn’t the only jerk involved.) Part Four is about Bill Pohlad’s work as a movie producer and director, and rightfully praises some of the films he’s produced. (I especially admired Into The Wild. The movies Bill’s directed himself are honorable efforts, and not very good.)
Notably, in Part Five, Labuza writes that the Pohlads current financial concerns aren’t mostly tied to the “debt” they have with the Twins (as The Athletic first wrote, possibly rather hastily, and clickbait sites piled on with titles like “Twins’ Future in Jeopardy as Franchise Battles Astronomical Debt.”) Labuza describes how the Pohlads are heavily invested in office property, and the value of that has been dropping for quite some time.
So now, when they’re not making money off of illegally underpaying construction workers, the Pohlads are making money by building/buying up nursing homes!
How well are they run? I don’t know. I’ve been to one of them, and it seemed fine. However, the company plans to vastly increase their holdings in the industry. And, in my experience, when companies own a large number of care facilities, they will tend to cut staffing and reduce worker pay. This demoralizes workers, who then have less respect for the job. You can read about some companies doing that now in this article.
I can’t say that this is what the Pohlads will be doing. But it is what basically every other for-profit company running nursing homes now does.
What most people don’t know is that Medicare will only pay for long-term care for a brief period, about three weeks. After that, you have to pay for it out of your savings. Medicaid will pay once your savings are completely gone. Medicare pays much more than Medicaid.
So what many companies are doing is providing a decent level of care, then draining people’s savings, then booting them out to facilities providing less care. Or to be completely on their own.
(John Oliver did a piece on this; I’ve cued it up to an example he gives. By the way, that exact same company was taking care of Mrs. James after her stroke right when this aired. During a pandemic. When I couldn’t even visit. It was... fun times for us.)
I digress... but, seriously, go read Labuza’s whole series. It’s outstanding work. One of the best things a Twins blogger has ever done.
Any more rich sports people being jerks? Hmm, whaddya think? The fabulously rich Pat McAfee, who I described as an intolerable boor and bore, helped spread a story about an 18-year-old young lady that’s completely untrue and has resulted in hideous harassment of her and her entire family. She plans to sue. She will get nothing from it. Money and vileness always wins.
I also described that the spread of sports gambling will take over the fiscal budgets of many states, and that this is bound to be a public health disaster. Hi, Virginia.
Let’s end on a fun thing! From nationalpastime.com, where you can read “Today In Baseball History,” the Tigers and Senators had a neat one 59 years ago. After 15 years umpiring minor-league games, Emmett Ashford became the first Black umpire to work in MLB. You wanna video? Here’s a video!
(That’s from an unfinished documentary. Getting funding to finish these things is tough, folks.)
Neil Lanctot at Smithsonian writes that “Ashford was past his prime when he got his chance in the Major Leagues. He was over 50, his eyes were no longer as sharp as they’d been and some of his questionable calls enraged American League managers.” Yeah, but we have umpires like that now, the pitches are thrown harder/break harder than in Ashford’s day, and currently older umpires still get to annoy us... and they aren’t even Fun. Ashford was Fun. “‘Fans were dazzled by the way the diminutive but solidly built Ashford sprinted down the foul lines and by his exuberant style of calling balls and strikes (which one sportswriter likened to a “French prosecutor shouting J’accuse).’” Shouldn’t baseball be Fun?
Isn’t it pretty to think so?
Incidentally, while it’d be too perfect if that 1966 game was between the Tigers and Senators-who-would-be-future Twins, you bright folks will know that THOSE Senators moved here in 1961. The 1966 Senators were an expansion team, and in 1972 they’d move to Texas. Everything’s bigger in Texas. Including stadium subsidies! Ah, the joys.
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Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/2025/4/...ta-reese-olson-carlos-correa-mighty-ty-france