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Guardians 3, Twins 2 (10 inn.): Some things never change

Minnesota Twins v Cleveland Guardians

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Same as it ever was versus Cleveland

“Hey Minnesota Twins—you just traded away a third of your roster in a single day! What do you win? A trip to your personal house of horrors—Progressive Field—to play your recent tormentors the Cleveland Guardians.”

“Come on down!!!”

Predictably, things did not start off well for Twins SP Joe Ryan, who for the second straight start looked a little off (spotty control and many pitches). Jose Ramirez—of course—knocked in Steven Kwan in the first inning, then Brayan Rocchio did the same with old friend Carlos Santana touching the dish. 2-0 CLE.

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I liked it better when he did this for MN

That’s how the scoreboard stayed for quite some time, as Ryan settled in but the Baby Twins were no better than the Pre-Apocalypse Twins at manufacturing runs.

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Ended up with a quality start

But in B7, Brooks Lee lined a hit into RF and Christian Vazquez was plunked. After Mario Mickey Gasper struck out, Austin Martin tapped a ball to CLE RP Hunter Gaddis—who threw wildly to first base (you know its wild when not even Santana could corral it) & both Lee AND Vazquez chugged around to score! 2-2 tie.

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Chugga chugga chugga

Ultimately, this led to the Guardians’ first chance at another walk-off victory over the Twins in B9. Facing Michael Tonkin with two outs, Rocchio launched a sphere “deep...back...and...” into Matt Wallner’s glove with his back scraping against the wall.

Given this Fred Sanford-like reprieve, the Twins—could do nothing with their freebie in T10.

You really almost don’t even need a recap of tonight’s final events—they are burned into your Guardian-induced nightmares. But such is the recapper’s job...

  • Kwan bunt single that Kody Funderburk couldn’t handle, advancing Rocchio to 3B
  • David Fry strikeout
  • Ramirez intentional walk
  • Kyle Manzardo single
The same world still spins ‘round—I guess some things never change

Your Final: Cleveland Guardians 3, Minnesota Twins 2.

We cannot beat them with the vets, we cannot beat them free of debts.

We cannot beat them with the gloves, we cannot bring the bats some love.

We cannot beat them here or there, we cannot beat them anywhere.

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The Doctor (Seuss) is in

Studs​

  • Ryan: 6 IP, 5 H, 2 ER, 4 K, 1 BB
  • Martin: 3-5

Duds​

  • The Pohlads (can this be some sort of perma-dud feature? Maybe in Wordpress next week)
  • The entire state of Ohio. Sorry Cincinnati—you are catching strays. But I am resolute on this.

Comment of the Game​


Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/2025/8/...me-of-the-post-apocalypse-2025-trade-deadline
 
The Ballad of Bret Boone

Minnesota Twins v New York Yankees

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2005’s boondoggle

Last we checked on the 2005 Minnesota Twins, they had hit the skids in June—enough for U of M Morris’ finest beat writer to label them Hitless Wonders. But over the next few weeks fortunes turned and by July 11 the Twins were 48-38—a solid record, if still 9 GB the surging Chicago White Sox.

It was on that fateful day the team targeted Bret Boone to goose a struggling lineup, acquiring him via trade (for minor league P Andy Baldwin) with the Seattle Mariners. It became one of the most notorious—if blessedly short-lived—boondoggles in team history.

But let’s rewind for a moment.

From 1998-2004 with the Cincinnati Reds, Atlanta Braves, San Diego Padres, & Mariners, Boone was a borderline MLB superstar. His seasonal average in that span: 151 G, 33 2B, 26 HR, 97 RBI, .276 BA, .810 OPS, 112 OPS+, 3.3 WAR. A “solid B+” player if one ever existed.

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An offensive force

In 2001 alone, Boone bashed 37 bombs and led the league with 141 RBI to the tune of a 153 OPS+ & 8.8 WAR—finishing third in AL MVP balloting.

Boone was also—quite literally—bred to be a Major League Baseball player: grandson of Ray Boone (MLB player), son of Bob Boone (MLB player/manager), and brother to Aaron Boone (MLB player/manager). An impressive pedigree.

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Bret’s brother & father

Why would a player of Boone’s caliber be available at the ‘05 All-Star Break? For starters, the Mariners would finish 69-93 that season—so they were definitely dealers. Besides that, Bret had slumped to an 85 OPS+ in 302 PA—and was 36 years old.

Yet, just a season removed from 24 homers & 80 RBI, Boone seemed a solid shot-in-the-arm for a struggling Twins squad—the likes of Nick Punto, Luis Rivas, Juan Castro, Luis Rodriguez, Jason Bartlett, & Brent Abernathy were not cutting the middle-infield mustard.

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You don’t remember Brent Abernathy?!

It didn’t work—and the proportions to which it didn’t work were startling.

In 58 PA spanning 14 G with MN, Boone collected exactly 9 hits (driving in 3 runs)—none of which went for extra bases. A 12 OPS+ (yes, the number goes that low) was the end result.

On August 1, Bret was banished from Minnesota baseball (he never returned to MLB). On that day, the Twins found themselves at 54-51 and 15.5 GB the ChiSox—the competitive portion of the season now over and Boone a handy scapegoat.

New York Yankees’ Jorge Posada tags out Minnesota Twins Bret
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The dislike for Boone was palpable

What caused such a precipitous career tailspin? Well, Boone was name-dropped in Jose Canseco’s PED book. That’s one theory. But of course, damning on Canseco’s word alone is about as safe as taking your side-chick to a Coldplay concert. So who knows.

Just this year, Boone popped up as hitting coach of the Texas Rangers. It isn’t exactly working out: TEX is 23rd in runs scored and 27th in team OPS.

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The Rangers have struggled offensively

Because of its relatively minor stakes and short shelf-life, the Bret Boone trade is certainly not the worst in Twins history. But for those high off back-to-back-to-back AL Central crowns, Boone sunk the notion home that the division would have a new king in 2005.

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(Gulp)

Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/2025/8/...-hitting-coach-texas-rangers-canseco-steroids
 
Twins Result, Guardians Result: Summary and Humorous Title

Tampa Bay Rays v Minnesota Twins

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Witty, off-handed, 2010-era Cracked.com-esque barb.

Uh-oh! It seems in their bout of summer cleaning, the Pohlad family accidentally shipped off our library of descriptors, our access to humor, and our capacity for verbosity. As a result, today’s article will be devoid of personality, wanting for identity, and created with bare-minimum effort — hey, kind of like the 26-man roster of YOUR Minnesota Twins!

In the meantime, we’ll have to scrounge together whatever words we can use to get you from Point A to Point B here tonight, at least until we get some replacement nouns and adjectives up from the minor leagues — — hey, kind of like the 26-man roster of YOUR Minnesota Twins! Isn’t that fun?

So, let’s see what happened.

This afternoon, the game started! When it did, Bailey Ober was pitching. Tanner Bibee was also pitching, but he was pitching for the other team, which is usually how baseball is played. The game started when the first pitch was thrown. When the game started, nobody had scored any runs yet. Eventually, they did. I figured it would be helpful to know that!

Some of the players had performances that might strike a fan as “notable” or “noteworthy.” Those players include [PLAYERS, STATS.]

Anyway, this afternoon the game also ended! When it ended, there were winners and losers. If you want specifics, take a look at the little box toward the end of the article here. And if any of those results don’t sit well with you, don’t worry! These teams will be playing again tomorrow afternoon, and they will also probably play each other again later in the year, as well.

Thanks again for stopping by TwinkieTown.com, a bastion of individuality.

STUDS:

Some of the Twins, who did well!

DUDS:

A couple of the Twins, who didn’t do very well!

The Pohlad Family

Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/2025/8/...t-guardians-result-summary-and-humorous-title
 
Game 111: Twins at Guardians

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A Twinkie Town meet-up!

First Pitch: 12:40 PM CT​

TV: Twins.TV

Radio: TIBN

Know Thine Enemy: Covering The Corner


We live in an era that is inexplicably bound to the Internet—but also becoming more and more suspicious of it. As data pours in from studies on long-term smartphone and social media use, the results are often troubling: cratering of attention spans, lack of close friendships, body/anxiety/depression issues, etc. We also now have AI to reckon with (John Connor would be very disappointed). As such, it is easy to move a bit in the Luddite direction these days.

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Somewhere in the future, John Connor is shaking his head at us

Yet, I am sometimes reminded of the power the World Wide Web can wield—when used correctly—to bring people together. Two weeks ago, before a Twins/Rockies game at Coors Field in Denver, CO, a little Twinkie Town meet-up took place! Myself, John Foley, & Brandon Brooks found each other on the roof deck, exchanged in-person hellos, and put faces to names/online handles.

A simple moment, but one that drove home how places like Twinkie Town can really be “the good part of the Internet”. Here we have die-hard Twins fans across the country coming together in a safe space (my learn-how-to-work-the-damn-water-dispensers-at-Target-Field rant aside) to watch, chat, laugh, analyze, celebrate, and commiserate our boys of summer.

I remember first discovering—and really actively contributing towards—Twinkie Town five or six years ago and thinking “who ARE these folks who have thousands of comments and hundreds of posts?!”. All of a sudden I turn around and, whelp…hahaha. Back then I was a little intimidated by the game thread commentary—now I have my MacBook ready every time I watch a game solo because I so enjoy the banter.

Apple MacBook Air 2024

My weapon of choice for online commentary

So, a big thank you to everyone past, present, or Wordpress-future who make this such a great Twins Territory community!

Oh yeah—my mom and I also had a great time in Denver! For such a moribund franchise, they sure do have a nice ballpark, outside-stadium atmosphere, and strong crowds (if largely perpetuated by visitors—easily the most MN gear I’ve ever seen on the road)…

We found some cool things to do around Denver as well…

Let’s see if the Twins can have as much fun against the Cleveland Guardians today as I did in Denver (unlikely after the events of this past week, but one can dream)!


Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/2025/8/...john-foley-zach-koenig-meet-up-in-denver-yeah
 
Things I Think I Think About the Twins’ Trade Deadline

Chicago Cubs v Minnesota Twins

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Or, Publicly Processing One of the Worst Days in Franchise History

My wife and I spent the last week in Montana hiking in Glacier National Park. If you ever get the opportunity to go there, do it. I highly recommend it. The landscape is breathtaking, and it’s a wonderful place to disconnect and unwind.

We regained steady connectivity on Thursday afternoon, about two hours before the trade deadline. In other words, we got back just after news that Carlos Correa had been sent back to Houston broke, but before the total dismantling of the Twins’ bullpen had occurred. I was able to experience that systematic roster teardown live, like all of you, via the Twinkie Town Slack channel and my furious refreshing of MLBTradeRumors.

We began traveling home the next morning, which meant I had plenty of time on airplanes to stew on the deconstruction of the Twins’ roster. I suppose that quiet time with my thoughts followed the stages of grief in some haphazard way, but I remember it mostly alternating between rage and despair. There were many heated thoughts about the Pohlads mixed in with serious questioning of the point of following this team. I suppose many of you went through something similar.

I typically endeavor to be clear-eyed and logical, particularly in emotionally charged times and most especially when it comes to analyzing baseball. That’s been easier said than done since late Thursday afternoon, but it’s getting a little less difficult as time passes. As the sharp-edged rawness of what Thursday meant smooths out, I have many thoughts that I keep coming back to. In this day and age, that means subjecting the internet to them.

This Wasn’t Working


In hindsight, this was probably always the most likely outcome once the Pohlads purposefully reduced payroll after the 2023 season. The trade deadline teardown of 2025 has its roots in that “right-sizing,” primarily because the roster that existed entering this week was built under different constraints. The new (albeit self-imposed) constraints left the front office with few options to improve this club.

Moreover, it was becoming increasingly clear that something about this roster wasn’t working (and wasn’t going to). Since the start of the 2024 season until the trade deadline on Thursday, the Twins were 133-137 (.492). But even that pedestrian mark was propped up by a couple of improbable, lengthy winning streaks that added 25 wins without losses and only served to demonstrate how far this roster was from consistently reaching its possible ceiling.

Outside of those 4 spectacular weeks within nearly two full seasons, this group had played about as well as the Pirates. For whatever reason(s), the whole has been consistently less than the sum of its parts, which other teams’ trade interests reflected.


If contenders wanted 10 players from the Twins, shouldn't the Twins have been, like, good?

— Anthony Castrovince (@castrovince) July 31, 2025

You probably haven’t noticed, but I haven’t published much of anything here this summer. Mostly that has been because my work and family commitments have kept me plenty busy, but it’s also because this team just wasn’t interesting enough to motivate me to find or make the time to write about them.

You can only write so many breakdowns of Royce Lewis being hurt, Griffin Jax underperforming his peripherals, and stuff, and Carlos Correa failing to meet expectations before things get repetitive. The Twins’ style of play wasn’t particularly interesting, and they weren’t doing much of anything innovative or novel. They were just stuck in neutral.

They had to take the Opportunity to move Correa’s Money


This was perhaps the most impactful way to shake things up and create avenues for other moves. It’s one thing to have Carlos Correa’s payroll commitment make up 20% of the budget, but it’s a very different thing to have it consume nearly 40%, especially when he wasn’t performing like that kind of anchor investment (and probably won’t going forward).

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This just wasn’t working

We can argue and complain about the situation the Pohlad’s have willingly put the franchise in all we want (and we will — they are now permanent duds as a matter of Twinkie Town policy), but that doesn’t change the fact that having Correa’s contract on the books had become prohibitive for the front office.

If the task given to Derek Falvey and Jeremy Zoll going forward was to operate within a $70-$80 million payroll (in line with those in Miami, Pittsburgh, and Sacramento), which it now seems to be — and we assume they still want to try to be competitive, despite ownership’s apathy on that front — there was just no way to make that combination work while committing such a large fraction of the budget to one player.

When the Astros offered the Twins a lifeline, especially one at something close to fair value, they simply had to take it despite the awful optics of a pure salary dump and Derek Falvey’s (somehow straight-faced) assurances that the Twins weren’t motivated by financial flexibility. Those claims, of course, are directly undermined by reporting from Patrick Reusse that the specifics of the Correa trade were negotiated directly between Astros owner Jim Crane and Jim Pohlad.

Selling Relievers is Usually Good Practice


As baseball, particularly October baseball, has become less driven by starting pitching and more reliant on relievers, the market value of the big-stuff, swing-and-miss relievers has increased. The trade deadline is contenders’ last chance to add another stopper to their bullpen, which can serve to drive up the prices to acquire that player demographic.

Relief pitchers are also the most volatile and unpredictable position group. After their early tenure misstep with a multi-year deal for Addison Reed, this front office has shown a steadfast resistance to investing payroll in relievers. They have also demonstrated some successes in conjuring effective relievers from low-dollar and scrap-heap signings.

With Jhoan Duran’s and Griffin Jax’s annual price tags increasing through arbitration, an (assumed) unwillingness to extend them or pay them in their eventual free agency, and lots of interest from contending clubs, making trades of SOME of the relievers for prospects in addition to getting whatever they could for the players on expiring contracts was perfectly logical. That said, probably no one foresaw them moving ALL of their high-leverage bullpen pieces in one afternoon.

Trading Louis Varland Was Different


Moving one of Duran or Jax was perhaps expected. Same thing for selling high on Brock Stewart and his lengthy injury history. Danny Coulombe's moving on was obvious. But moving Louis Varland, an inexpensive player who isn’t even yet eligible for arbitration and will not be a free agent until 2031 (!), was particularly galling.

Out of all the moves made, moving Varland — a Minnesota native and a Twins draft and development success story — stood out to me as the most personal and cold-blooded. If there were any remaining doubts about the ownership’s lack of interest or care in the fanbase, this move answered them definitively.

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Louis Varland should still be a Twin

Keeping Varland around for this expected upcoming fallow period on the field would have seemed logical as a means of maintaining some local rooting interest. That might have been especially attractive with the now-open opportunity at the end of games.

But it wasn’t to be, and Varland, it has been reported, understandably took the news of his trade to Toronto the hardest of any of the now former Twins moved this week.

Falvey, for his part, dispassionately explained on Friday’s game broadcast that the team traded Varland because they felt the Blue Jays’ offer of outfielder Alan Roden and left-handed pitching prospect Kendrys Rojas was too good to pass up.

That would suggest the Blue Jays overpaid and blew the Twins away with their offer, but that view isn’t shared by the consensus view of the public facing player evaluation industry who have Rojas as a back end starter prospect with some relief risk because of his unrefined command and lack of feel for his secondaries, and Roden as a high floor 4th outfielder/platoon bat due of his lack of prototypical power.

Their Pursuit of “Value” Shaped Their Acquisitions


In the runup to the trade deadline, some of the rumor reporting mentioned other franchises saying the Twins’ front office is often difficult to deal with because of their stubborn pursuit of “value” and their unwillingness to budge on their evaluations. On one hand, that’s a necessary trait for running a club in constrained conditions, and it’s usually good practice to try to buy low and sell high.

But on the other hand, if taken to an extreme or made a rigid ideology, that approach can mean consistently buying low on flawed players. Always trying to get something for 80 cents on the dollar and rigidly adhering to internal evaluations when others’ data might be contradictory, might just mean you end up with a bunch of stuff that’s worth 80 cents.

One of the general themes I took away about the prospects the Twins acquired this week is that they were buying low on guys whose warts have started to be exposed at higher levels of competition.

Right-hander Mick Abel, who was part of the return for sending Duran to Philadelphia, was a more highly rated prospect and viewed as a potential front-of-the-rotation guy before his lack of command and fastball life started to become a problem in AAA. Now, without a significant development on those fronts, the chances that he’ll need to end up in the bullpen are much higher. There are similar questions about Rojas.

Falvey’s broadcast evaluation of Roden as a “potential everyday position player” reflects some post-Spring Training positivity about more power coming, but that has not materialized yet. Outfielder James Outman, acquired from the Dodgers for Stewart, hit 23 homers and posted 3.9 fWAR in 2023, but has since seen his strikeout rate rise to 35% last season and above 40% this season. He has spent most of the past two seasons in AAA as a result.

Taj Bradley, who came from the Rays for Griffin Jax, has long been viewed as one of the top pitching prospects in baseball, but has been maddeningly inconsistent in the majors and has not yet lived up to his prospect billing.


Taj Bradley's 2Ks in the 1st. pic.twitter.com/5aVWLlud0d

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) July 10, 2025

To be clear, that’s not meant to be a personal knock on any of the new Twins, but intended to establish a frame of reference for how the front office is valuing players.

In each of these cases, the Twins seemingly jumped at the chance to acquire players who might have down arrows next to their names right now, but who might not have been available at these prices previously. Only time will tell how those bets turn out.

The Farm System Doesn’t Seem Much Different


Relatedly, you might think that all these trades for prospects would have put a major boost in the standing of the Twins’ farm system. After all, Eduardo Tait, Abel, and Roden have all seen their names on Top 100 prospect lists. But that doesn’t seem to be the case, at least not yet, and certainly not in the eyes of FanGraphs’ evaluators.

Before the deadline, FanGraphs described the Twins’ system as “probably a shade above [league average]” thanks mostly to its depth of potentially useful platoon bats, utility players, and back-end starters (also known as 45 or 45+ future value grades) but maybe not average regular players (known as 50 or 50+ FV).

After the dust from Thursday has settled, the Twins system is ranked 9th at the outlet. That’s improved over a few weeks ago, but not significantly so. More to the point, the overall shape of the distribution of their prospects did not seem to change.

Tait is listed as a 45+ future value. Roden, Abel, and Rojas are at 45. Ryan Gallagher, a high-floor starting pitcher prospect who came from the Cubs in the Willi Castro deal, is a 40.

In other words, they added prospects that seem to be of the same class as the ones they already had. As Ben Clemens pointed out at FanGraphs in his review of the deadline, every team ahead of the Twins on their farm system rankings, and the ones just behind them, have more elite prospects than Minnesota.

Among the prospects acquired (not counting Bradley and Outman), Tait is perhaps the only one that might be considered a major fundamental building block of a core, and he’s in A-ball with a high-variance offensive profile, a long way away from the big league club.

Empirical studies of historical top prospect lists have shown that something like 60 to 70% of the players on Top 100 lists will fail to become even average big leaguers. About 15% of them fail to reach the majors at all, and position players tend to turn out slightly more frequently than pitchers, mostly due to injuries. Along those same lines, around 30% of the players who produce 3+ WAR seasons were never ranked on top 100 lists.

Given all that, perhaps there is wisdom in the quantity over elite quality approach? Then again, those same studies have also shown that the best players have tended to be ranked very highly on prospect lists.

They Are Targeting A Different Kind of Pitcher


For most of this era of Twins baseball, the front office has found success targeting amateur pitchers with command, but who were light on raw stuff. They’ve then trained and developed better velocity and stuff for those arms — like Bailey Ober, Jax, Cole Sands, David Festa, and Zebby Matthews — often from mid-round draft positions to the point where those pitchers have worked valuable innings for the big league club.

Starting with the MLB draft a few weeks ago, and again here at the deadline, they seem to have shifted their sights to pitchers with more present stuff and less feel for command and execution with their secondaries. Abel, Bradley, and Rojas all fit that description, and so did their draft selections of Riley Quick, James Ellwanger, and Matt Barr. One exception to this apparent new strategy is Gallagher, who fits their usual profile of a quick-moving college strike thrower.


Mick Abel, 97mph Paint. ️

9th K pic.twitter.com/DRag9ZEuzE

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) May 18, 2025

For these trade deadline acquisitions to fully pay off, the Twins will need to be right in their belief that they can tease out additional command and tactile feel for spin and offspeed from these hurlers.

They'd Better Figure Out How to Develop Young Hitters


Coaxing the last little bits of performance out of the young pitchers in the system won’t matter much if the team doesn’t significantly improve its ability to target, acquire, and develop hitters. There’s a good argument to be made that this teardown wouldn’t have happened if even a few of the Twins’ young bats were even just meeting minimum expectations.

To varying degrees, every one of José Miranda, Edouard Julien, Royce Lewis, Matt Wallner, Trevor Larnach, Austin Martin, and Brooks Lee has failed to live up to their minor league track records and prospect billing. All of them have more or less conquered the minor leagues and even shown somewhat extended flashes of being highly productive in the majors. But none of them have demonstrated they can or should be counted on as a key part of the lineup, let alone a building block for a future core.

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Brooks Lee (2) looks on after striking out

Falvey proclaimed in his widely panned letter to season ticket holders sent in the aftermath of the deadline that “impact potential was brought in on the position player side”. As mentioned above, the public scouting reports are skeptical of that view, especially in the near term. Be that as it may, the only path for that claim to end up being true is for the club to suddenly develop a heretofore absent competency for nurturing young bats.

There are Probably More Departures to Come


That dearth of building block bats, both on the current roster and in the minor leagues, makes me think there are probably more trades on the offseason horizon. Joe Ryan was a much-rumored trade candidate over the last couple of weeks. For many of the same reasons laid out in the discussion about Correa above, Pablo López might have found himself in the same boat had he not been injured.

Ryan will be a free agent after next season, which would make him an obvious candidate for a contract extension in any normal operating franchise. But that’s not Minnesota.

An apt comparison for Ryan, given his track record and performance, might be former Twin José Berríos. Berríos was a couple of years younger than Ryan is at this point in his team-controlled years, but the two players delivered strikingly similar numbers through most of their first five big league seasons:

Data from FanGraphs

The Twins, you’ll recall, traded a 27-year-old Berríos to Toronto at the deadline in 2021 rather than work out an extension in advance of his final season before free agency. Toronto signed him to a 7-year, $131M contract shortly thereafter.

Given Ryan is already 29 years old, that type of length might be too much, but the $18-$20M per year value seems like the probable lowest end of what Ryan might be able to command in an extension or free agency. For further reference, Shane Bieber, Nathan Eovaldi, Sean Manaea, and Jack Flaherty all earned deals with $20-$22M average annual values this past winter. With perhaps the exception of a healthy Bieber, Ryan is a superior pitcher to each of them.


Joe Ryan, RIDICULOUS 80mph Sweeper. pic.twitter.com/Q2CwTh5PPZ

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) April 27, 2025

This could be a moot point if the Twins’ ownership situation resolves with new owners this fall, but if the Pohlads are still in charge as the offseason progresses, there’s almost no chance of Ryan being in Minnesota long term at that price point.

And that means the front office would be wise to explore trades this winter. Both Ryan and López could draw significant interest and big returns in trade should they be made available. They could be the way the front office acquires some high-end, low-salary (obviously), difference-making bats to supplement the depth of pitching and lower-end hitters they have already accumulated.

Concluding Thoughts


I mentioned toward the beginning of this tome that I was finding myself disinterested this summer. I don’t think the events of the past week will do much to change that, and I honestly don’t know how engaged with the Twins I’ll be going forward. That’s an open question for the rest of this season and maybe beyond. Maybe some of the new acquisitions will pique my analytic interests, or perhaps I’ll get energized by new owners. But I’ve got plenty of other things competing for my time and attention that make that far from a guarantee.

I still love baseball, the game. But I’m growing more and more concerned that baseball, the business, is fundamentally broken.

At the macro level, the results on the field — which should be the primary consideration — aren’t strongly enough aligned with the factors that drive the owners’ bottom line. It shouldn’t be this easy to do what the Pohlads, or the owners of the Pirates, Marlins, Rockies, and Athletics, are doing. The solutions to these problems are not obvious, nor will they be without contention. I think the labor fight that will follow next season is going to be ugly and protracted. But it will almost certainly be necessary to secure the future of the sport.

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Commissioner Rob Manfred will probably oversee another lockout

As a result of these disingenuous owners, I’m feeling increasingly inclined to dedicate what baseball attention span I have to the teams that are actually trying their best to win. Say what you want about the Dodgers’ and Yankees’ inherent competitive advantages, but at least they are clear about what their goal is. And they pursue it, with vigor, every year.

I’m interested in teams like the Padres. They have a good group again this season, and they are going for it. Profit-taking and prospect hugging be damned. We can say something similar for the Blue Jays and (at least for this season) the Mariners. The Royals and Angels aren’t very good, but they are giving it a go anyway. That’s the way it should be, and fans of the sport should be supporting the clubs that take that stance.

At least until the long-sought sale of the franchise in Minnesota is consummated, the Twins aren’t, and won’t be, one of those teams. Perhaps we all should have come to that realization sooner (many of you probably have), but this week has really driven it home for me. I’m completely disillusioned by the Pohlad family’s actions over the past couple of seasons. The previous 35 years should have led me to know better, but I didn’t (or didn’t want to).

It all makes me think of something my parents told us often when we were growing up. They would tell us that it’s not always about what you do or say that makes a difference, but how you do it or say it almost always will. How this franchise has chosen to go about its business has made a difference for me, and not in a good way.



John writes for Twinkie Town, Twins Daily, and Pitcher List, with an emphasis on analysis. He is a lifelong Twins fan and former college pitcher.

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Monday Morning Minnesota: The “The Pohlads Who Cried Poor” Edition

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Money, Money, Money

If you somehow have the motivation to pay attention to this baseball team, props to you. The Twins dropped their fifth straight series after lighting the team on fire and sending out 40% of the 26-man roster. In return, they got...stuff. (Ok, the trades weren’t that horrible). Of course, the main impetus for this fire sale, which the front office and ownership claimed in their letter to shareholders on Friday, was to set the team up for success in the future, and acquire “players with the tool to grow into everyday contributors and raise the overall ceiling of the roster.” Time will tell if this sell-off was all for naught.

But back to baseball, the Twins are now 52-59 and are closer to the White Sox in record than the division-leading Detroit Tigers. This week, they face two division opponents in the Tigers and the Royals. The Royals series is the first home series after the trade deadline as well, which should provide a good barometer for fan morale.

The Past Week on Twinkie Town:


Elsewhere in Twins Territory:

  • John Ke and Ben Jones go through group therapy as they recap what happened last week in Twins Territory.

In the World of Baseball:


Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/2025/8/...nesota-the-the-pohlads-who-cried-poor-edition
 
Game 112: Tigers vs Twins

MLB: Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Guardians

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The Twins sit 12 games back in the Central and are taking on the Division leaders today

First Pitch: 5:40 PM CT​

TV: Twins.TV

Radio: TIBN

Opposing Site: Bless You Boys


Twins Lineup:

  1. Martin CF
  2. Wallner RF
  3. Jeffers C
  4. Clemens 1B
  5. Lewis 3B
  6. Larnach DH
  7. Roden LF
  8. Lee SS
  9. Julien 2B

Adams P

Tigers Lineup:

  1. Keith 3B
  2. Torres 2B
  3. Carpenter LF
  4. Greene DH
  5. Torkelson 1B
  6. Perez RF
  7. McKinstry SS
  8. Dingler C
  9. Baez CF

Mize P

I like a good bunt, so we are featuring a bunt in the feature photo today. Even better when it worked! The Twins are taking on the Tigers this Monday after Jhoan Duran and the Phillies just took two of three from the Tigers. Duran closing the door on Friday and Sunday. Sunday he threw the fastest pitch ever recorded at Citizens Bank Park at 103.3 mph. Wow.


and he'll probably set this record again at some point -- that was the 41st pitch of Duran's MLB career at 103.3 mph or faster (career max is 104.8 mph)pic.twitter.com/lSyx90moCO https://t.co/hAxLfMYe5k

— Céspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) August 4, 2025

Okay anyway, let’s talk about the game today.

The Minnesota Twins sit 12 games back in the American League Central standings.



The Minnesota Twins (52-59) and Detroit Tigers (65-48) open a three-game AL Central series today. The Twins have hit been in a bit of a rough patch, losing four of their last five despite edging the Cleveland Guardians 5-4 on Sunday. Meanwhile, the Tigers are coming off a 2-0 loss to the Philadelphia Phillies Sunday.

Detroit will send Casey Mize (9-4, 3.43 ERA) to the mound, while Minnesota counters with Travis Adams (1-1, 8.03 ERA).

Just a heads up, our website is going through some maintenance late this afternoon into tomorrow morning, so tonight there WILL NOT be a post-game recap article posted. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Let’s go Twins!

Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/2025/8/4/24480969/game-112-tigers-vs-twins
 
Twins 5, Guardians 4: I haven‘t been there for the longest time

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Before this afternoon’s Minnesota Twins versus Cleveland Guardians contest began, I had the thought that it had been awhile since I’d recapped a Twins victory. So, I went to the Twinkie Town game recaps section and started scrolling—and kept scrolling—and kept scrolling—and, well, would you look at that: Sunday, June 8 was the last time I recapped a mark in the lefthand column.

Yikes.

In honor of the excellent Billy Joel documentary I watched on HBO MAX earlier this week, it truly has felt like The Longest Time since I got to enjoy a Sunday recap…even if Cleveland nearly made be burn it all down in the 9th.

The Twins got out to a fast start in this one, going single-single-single-double (Martin-Jeffers-Wallner-Lewis) off Guardians starter Joey Cantillo to go up 2-0. Then after two whiffs (Clemens & Lee), Trevor Larnach cleaned up the scraps with a two-run RBI single, upping the lead to 4-0.

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Of course, lest Twins fans have too much fun, Jose Ramirez popped a two-run bomb off MN starter Jose Urena in Cleveland’s first-ups, cutting the deficit in half.

MLB: Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Guardians

The score stayed 4-2 in favor of MIN for a looooong time—meaning one good thing (Twins pitching was solid) and one bad thing (Twins bats were silent).

But in T8, Wallner blasted a ball off the CF fence and the Moose galloped to 3B for a stand-up triple! After a Lewis pop-up failed to advance pinch runner DaShawn Keirsey Jr home, Clemens resorted to some small ball—dropping down a perfect squeeze bunt that plated Keirsey and finally changed the number. 5-2 MIN.

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After a deep drive from Ramirez—it just never ends with that guy—sent hearts a-flutter in B8, it nestled harmlessly into the glove of new RF Alan Roden.

Ramirez would bat again in B9, which obviously would not bode well for the visitors scoreboard. I won’t recap all the events here because I have places to be this evening and CLE almost made me burn this whole recap to the ground. But suffice it to say that with the tying run on base, Jose lofted another fly ball to RF off RP Erasmo Ramirez—which Roden again snagged.

Your Final: Minnesota Twins 5, Cleveland Guardians 4.

To quote manager George Knox from Angels in the Outfield: “It just feels good to be a winner again”.

Up next: Three games at the Detroit Tigers (M night, T night, W afternoon).

Studs​

  • Wallner: Two hits, a BB, and a nice diving defensive dash
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  • Clemens: The squeeze!!!
  • Funderburk-Topa-Sands out of the pen: 4 IP, 0 ER

Duds​

  • The Pohlads (perma-dud)

Comment of the Game​


Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/2025/8/...ield-wallner-triple-kody-clemens-squeeze-bunt
 
Game 110: Twins at Guardians

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It’s unfathomable how quickly a page can turn.

Days ago, we were watching a frustrating and underperforming core that, sub-.500 record notwithstanding, had nevertheless been comprised of roughly the same group that led the franchise to its first postseason victory in almost 20 years. Now, I am getting lineup notifications from the MLB app and wondering if this will be the day that I see Eric Fryer’s name penciled in.

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While that’s not strictly the case, the reality isn’t that much better. We have DaShawn Keirsey Jr. and Alan Roden hitting back-to-back, with the latter leading off. Kody Clemens has the highest OPS on the active roster. The bench is literally Ryan Fitzgerald, Mickey Gasper, Austin Martin, and Christian Vazquez.

The starting rotation is the only piece of this team that remained intact after the fire sale to end all fire sales. That means that we’ll be able to see Bailey Ober make his return today, making a comeback from the IL after a sensationally poor June during which the organization downplayed injury concerns at every turn and outright asserted that he was not hurt.

Despite these claims, Ober went 0-5 in five June starts, posting a 9.00 ERA (30 earned runs on 38 hits across 30 innings) and gave up 14 homers, which was double the long balls he’d coughed up in March, April, and May combined.

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He’ll face Tanner Bibee for Cleveland, and he will basically be alone in doing so (see: aforementioned lineup considerations.) The Guardians still have some players on their roster, but they’re just a game over .500, still eight back of the Detroit Tigers, and would have to outplay two teams the rest of the way to sneak into the sixth American League playoff spot. They’re also functionally even with the Kansas City Royals. Needless to say, I think we’d all still trade situations with them right now.

GO TWINS GO!

Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/2025/8/2/24479644/game-110-twins-at-guardians
 
Twins 6, Tigers 3: The Luke Keaschall Game

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The Twins struck first against their former teammate Chris Paddack. With 2 outs, Ryan Jeffers and Kody Clemens doubled, scoring their first run. Then, Luke Keaschall, in his first game back off the injured list, blasted his first career homer to make it a 3-0 Twins lead.

Meanwhile, Zebby Matthews was having a pretty good start tonight, giving up just 1 run in 5 innings. That run was due to an RBI double by Kerry Carpenter, driving in Colt Keith who had doubled earlier that inning.

In the 4th, Trevor Larnach added to the lead with a solo homer, his 15th of the year, making it 4-1. An RBI double by Jeffers, scoring Matt Wallner, followed by a single by Keaschall, made it a 6-1 game.

After Zebby left the game, Michael Tonkin and Kody Funderburk combined for scoreless 6th and 7th innings.

The Tigers did strike back in the bottom of the 8th against Cole Sands. After two singles, a 2-out, 2-run triple by Jahmai Jones shrunk the lead to 3. But the rally ended there, as Zach McKinstry flew out to end the inning.

Justin Topa got the 9th inning, picking up the save cleanly, and securing a Twins win.

Studs:

Luke Keaschall: 2-4, HR, 3 RBI

Ryan Jeffers: 2-5, 2 2B, RBI

Trevor Larnach: 2-4, HR

Kody Clemens: 3-4, 2 2B, RBI

Duds:

NO DUDS TWINS WIN!

Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minneso...3660/twins-6-tigers-3-the-luke-keaschall-game
 
Game 114: Twins at Tigers

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First Pitch: 12:10 PM
TV: Twins.TV
Radio: the usual suspects
Know Yo’ Foe: Bless You Boys

When owners dump a salary,
It is certain that the pallor e-
-mitting from the fanbase will be funereal.
And departures count eleven
In a hog’s pursuit of reven-
ues, resulting in a disappointing deal.

But as they scurry,
There were sites that used a platform
That the top dogs called a flat form
And Tuesday moved them all to Verbal Press.
So long to Chorus, I suppose…
How to work this? Heaven knows…
Though with training, from here we’ll have to guess.

Now we have all gone to WordPress where we go,
Dragged away in this techy undertow.
With resolve fundamental
This is not accidental,
We have all gone to WordPress where we go.

We have all gone to WordPress where we go,
Homepage sleek with a shiny afterglow!
(Such is said with vociferance
In response to the difference.)
We have all gone to WordPress where we go.

Oh, we will migrate together; wave goodbye
Towards that grand, floating server in the sky.
Leave the old back in yesterday
While the new gets a test terday,
We will migrate together; wave goodbye!

Come join the new Twins blog,
Though the transition was a slog…

And we will all type together when we type;
Keep a smile through the struggles, never gripe.
From my bias-free perspective,
There’s no chance this is defective,
Sure to enter the lexicon like Skype.

Oh, we will all post together when we post,
While lifting to technology a toast,
Sure to find it compelling
Through the constant URL-ing
As in WordPress’s tangle we’re engrossed.

Oh, we will comment together, dot the com;
Collectively, this season we embalm.
But it’s time for the rollout,
So I’ll quickly get a poll out:
Will the change be a triumph or a bomb?

Y’know, I can’t find the “Poll” setting. Carry on.

You will all start directly from the most basic Safari;
Go directly back to the Home, make sure to say “Sorry.”

And we have all gone to WordPress when we go,
Bearing hope this community will grow.
With the Pohlads extraditable,
We will all become excitable…
We have all gone to WordPress
While maintaining this absurd press;
We have all gone to WordPress when we go.

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Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minnesota-twins-game-threads/44663/game-114-twins-at-tigers
 
Twins 9, Tigers 4: Comerican Beauty

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Three parodies today!

Today’s game ends right around the time my afternoon shift begins. As my workplace WiFi blocks the site, I’m sharing all three recap songs in case something unexpected happens in the final innings.

First up is the one written when the starting pitcher got knocked out of the game:


When the teamwide faith is falling
Comes a man inflating our woes:
It’s P. Ohl, dope pitcher,
Spreading “joy” whatever he throws.

Wednesday afternoon we find him
On the mound to face the wood.
It’s P. Ohl, “dope” pitcher,
Making Tigers feeling good.

He tees up spheres as samples,
The batters smack ‘em well;
Minnesotans’ desperate faces
Again in sorrow… nay, in hell.

It assures continued struggles,
An ascension of distress.
It’s P. Ohl, nope pitcher,
Leaving us in crappiness.

Next is the parody I wrote when the Twins were down 4-3 and I anticipated the offense doing nothing:

Summer’s here, a-suh-muh-summer’s here,
Cheering little and chugging beer.
I think the season we’ve suffered this year is a bum.
I do. Don’t you? Course you do.

But there’s one thing that augments the suffering,
An offense eternally buffering…

Oh, there’s one thing presumably spelling our doom:
These annoying non-hitters in the park.
Whether sunshine or rain, we suffer in pain
From annoying non-hitters in the park.

When swinging the lumber, production is minimal;
In frustrating moments, we cry out to bin ‘em all.
Like Casey of might, there’s no contact in sight
From annoying non-hitters in the park.
La-la, la-la-la-la-la-doo, dee-dee, doo-doo-doo…

The impossibility
Of offense virility
And perpetual futility
In our game,
Results in senility
And lack of civility
For such imbecility
Is still just as lame.
Yet it’s all on the brass’s decision
That led to this fall in division…

So if one day you’re free, why still watch on TV
These annoying non-hitters in the park?
It might yet behoove sone next season to move
From annoying non-hitters in the park.

From blunder to blunder, this offense is terrible,
Yet ownership sees fuller pockets as bearable…
A ballclub of agony’d make fans want to gag, a need
To hurl in the toilet;
The Pohlads will spoil it,
Annoying non-hitters in the park.

And last on the set list today is the one I wrote when the Twins’ unexpectedly started to clobber the ball.

I write pastiche alit while watching Keaschall hit,
Shunning troubles as he doubles down the line.
I laud the effers of Ryan Jeffers,
And Austin Martin gets us startin’ doing fine.

Too long, the offense has been a goner,
But watch young Roden’s bat explode! There’s burners from Matt Wa’ner!
Eddy Julien has spells he looks Herculean;
Kody Clemens? His bats are never lemons.
Today in August, we hope this is a sign:

Beneath the lighting of Comerica, the fans’ll go hysteric
When the team has hit its quote, striking gold like old Kasota,
Write pastiche alit watching Keaschall hit down the line!

I write pastiche alit while watching Keaschall hit,
Shunning troubles as he doubles down the line.
I laud the effers of Ryan Jeffers,
And Austin Martin gets us startin’ doing fine.

Too long, the offense has been a goner,
But watch young Roden’s bat explode! There’s burners from Matt Wa’ner!
Eddy Julien? Some spells he looks Herculean;
Kody Clemens? His bats are never lemons.
Today in August, we hope this is a sign:

Beneath the lighting of Comerica, the fans’ll go hysteric
When the team has hit its quote, striking gold like old Kasota,
Though the Pohlads are pathetic, the bleachers are frenetic,
Write pastiche alit watching Keaschall hit down the line!

Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minnesota-twins-game-recaps/44672/twins-9-tigers-4-comerican-beauty
 
Top ten ways to enjoy a lost Twins season

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Last week, the competitive portion of the 2025 Minnesota Twins season came to a close with a drubbing against Boston and then, somehow, even a worse drubbing courtesy of the Pohlad ownership group. Barring the biggest miracle since 1980 Lake Placid, this will be another lost season for the Twins and their fanbase.

Back in the 1990s, David Letterman became Late Nite famous for his Top Ten lists. So, before The Late Show (now under Stephen Colbert management) goes off the air next year, I present to you…

Top Ten Ways to Enjoy a Lost Twins Season​


10. Get to know ‘em—again. You know those stacks of programs lying around at Target Field? You may actually need one now.

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9. The 1965 World Series reunion celebration on Saturday, August 16. Tony Oliva (amongst others) deserves the biggest roar imaginable when he makes an entrance.

8. Byron Buxton chasing a sphere down in the gap and then smacking it into the third deck the next half-inning. Joe Ryan bamboozling batters with his assortment of fastballs that all look slightly different. Pablo Lopez out-smarting batsmen pitch by pitch. Matt Wallner reaching Thome Territory. In other words: the athletic feats of fast-twitch muscle fibers that are wonders to behold.

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7. Less traffic to 1 Twins Way and room to roam. No more being stuck next to the man-spreader or other potentially-sweaty seat partners. Relax and enjoy the game like you were back in the Metrodome (minus, you know, the blimps, baggies, and victories).

6. The stubs are cheaper too! If you ever want the opportunity to sit at club level or snag a chair rows from the action, this is your best opportunity to do so. Bring your glove—the competition for foul balls will also be significantly decreased.

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5. If you completely drop-out now, you’ll miss the late-season pennant races around both leagues, as well as individual feats like Cal “Big Dumper” Raleigh’s incredible catcher HR pursuit, Aaron Judge & Mike Trout closing in on moonshot milestones (350 & 400, respectively), and Shohei Ohtani’s simple continued existence.

4. The end of baseball = the end of summer—and who wants that? Fall may be fun, but to quote Vin Scully in For Love of the Game: “push the sun back up in the sky and give us one more day of summer”. That’s what every baseball game does.

3. You may see something you’ve never witnessed before, like (speaking from experience): a Byron Buxton cycle, a triple play, a walk-off bunt, a walk-off BB, a near-no hitter from the likes of J.A. Happ, or a DaShawn Keirsey Jr. home run. I don’t care how buried your team is in the standings—those moments will make you cheer!

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2. The great community here at Twinkie Town. Crack jokes, share memes/gifs, and commiserate with a bunch of Twins die-hards. We’re here for it all.

1. It’s baseball—and baseball is a wonderful sport. According to no less an authority than The Sultan of Swat—The Colossus of Clout—The Behemoth of Bust (his was a pre-Sydney Sweeney era)—The Maharajah of Mash—The Great Bambino—George Herman “Babe” Ruth: “Baseball was, is, and always will be—to me—the greatest game in the world”. How can anyone argue with that?!

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Would I trade all this for a playoff chase? In the blink of an eye. But until we scrape up enough dough to buy the team and go Little Big League on the bit, we are subject to its whims and (once again) need to make lemonade from the sour citrus we’ve been given.

Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minneso...-to-enjoy-lost-season-top-ten-david-letterman
 
Twins 9, Royals 4: Every epic journey begins with the first Hello Kitty night

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Does this play have any bearing on tonight’s game? Nah. But I liked it! | Ellen Schmidt/Getty Images

Joe Ryan was his usual solid self after a tough first inning. The Jim Henson’s Twins Babies continued playing with enthusiasm. Inning-by-inning notes:

1: Because SB tech now exists to annoy me, I can’t access comments via Firefox on my desktop PC anymore. So I have to use f***ing Google Chrome. I hate Google Chrome. It sucks and it’s slow and it’s already crashed my computer once having both Google and Firefox open (it’s an old computer). But, whatever’s gonna increase our SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION, right?

(Note to corporate wizards: Search engines don’t promote sites anymore, they provide AI summaries. But I guess you knew that, right? ‘Cause corporate wizards are GREAT!)

Anyways I hate this team and I hate this site tech and I hate everything except you, and that’s only because I haven’t met you yet.

Mike Yastremski murders a baseball. Yes, he is Grandson of Carl. How many Yastremskis would you have in baseball who AREN’T related? It’s like we’ll know any future Mientkiewiczs are probably related to Doug.

Makiel Garcia gets a hit / Steals a base and the throw is s**t / Goes to third, giving me a fit / Nothing happens who cares

Matt Wallner shows off his classical education and cites Homer. Ryan Jeffers walks, Kody Clemens singles him to third. Luke “The New Julien” Keaschall singles him in, moving Clemens to third — he scores on a fielder’s choice when the Royals dumbly try to get the next out at second instead of first. I am so happy now, Twins lead 3-1, all is forgiven and Derek Falvey is greatest executive ever

2: Ryan settling down a bit. Seth Lugo walks Mickey Gasper — uhh, why? — and Alan “Whoooo?” Roden singles him to second. Jeffers scores Gasper — umm, shouldn’t have walked him — and Luke “New Royce” Keaschall knocks Roden in. Hmm, Lugo DID have a much higher FIP than ERA entering this game… anyhoo, CHAMPIONSHIP NOW 5-1

3:
Atteberry said something about how “we have the only two astrophysicists in the major leagues.” Um, OK, a couple of Twins majored in physics in college, I dunno if they finished or not… but that does NOT make you an astrophysicist any more than my college journalism classes make me a “sportswriter.”

That is all.

4: Ryan hits Vinnie Pasquantino because one time Pasquantino made fun of “those weird guys who dump talcum powder on their junk” and Ryan took Offense. Nothing comes of it and Ryan mouths “ball chafer” at Pasquantino as he leaves the field.

Jeffers has a two out walk and Klemens Klobbers one. Kool! Kan that Konvince me to beKome a big baseball-Krazy fan again? Um, no. But thanks for trying, guys. It’s because they LOVE US 7-1

5:
A couple of one-out singles by the Royals, no harm done, but it pushes Ryan up to 87 pitches, meaning more time for The Best Bullpen in Baseball in Terms of Low-Level Prospects You Could Trade Them All Away For.

6: One of the bullpen noobs (Travis Adams) gives up a dinger to Witt. You are sad, and I am here to comfort you. In 100 years, we’ll all be dead anyways.

Wait? Sheboygan ad where Buxton doesn’t sing? DID THEY TRADE AWAY BUXTON’S SHEBOYGAN SINGING? God d**n these people. They won’t leave me with anything.

Roden singles, Wallner doubles, Ryan Jeffers drives one in. Kody Clemens fielder’s choice time, Wallner thrown out at the plate.

(If you sing that last sentence to the “happy Whos in Whoville” Christmas special song, the meter fits, you will be impressed.)

Lewis doubles. More points. Fuggin yay Twins 9-2

7:
i take Beer Break

8: Um, anything happen? The world’s still going to crap in a crapbasket festooned with a crapribbon of exceedingly putrid crap. The problem with this version of “End of the World as We Know It” is, there’s no Mike Mills in the background singing “and I feel fine.” So that’s a disappointment. R.E.M. LIED to us.

Travis Adams gave up more runs. ERA now 6.86. But he’s only 25, the guy’s frontal lobe hasn’t even finished developing yet, he might still be good FOR A DOOMED TEAM IN A DOOMED WORLD. The score’s now 9-3, I guess

9:
Something called a Brooks Kriske finishes the game. He gives up a run. He played for the Royals in 2023. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think. Twims wim!

Studs: Ryan, plus Clemens, Keaschall, Jeffers, Lewis (2 RBI apiece). Duds: the fact that I spent the last 10 years saying “Derek Falvey is no more a magical genius than any other GM in baseball” and I’m probably gonna hafta spend the next 10 years doing the same thing

COTG goes to sandwiches for “The Atteberry and Gladden exchange about Hello Kitty is peak stuff” and everyone for random musing on Gladden’s bike and other iffy Twins blogsites. As this post amply demonstrates, there’s only One Twins blogsite you need for top SPORTS ANALYSIS. Thanks to everybody who participated in the thread!

Tomorrow’s game is at 6:10, and features KC’s Noah “Flood It” Cameron matching up against Bailey “Take The” Ober. Have a fun weekend, if you have the weekend off, and make the best of it if you don’t!

Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minneso...urney-begins-with-the-first-hello-kitty-night
 
Game 115: Royals at Twins

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First pitch: 7:10 Central​

Weather: National Weather Service still gutted, superhumid with chance of late rain, 87°​

Opponent’s SB site: Royals Review

TV: Twins TV. Radio: Dan Gladden would NEVER get into a bar fight, uh-uh


Veteran Royals starter Seth Lugo began his career in the heated attention of the New York media, with the Mets. After he struggled in 2017 as a starter, he was moved to the bullpen, where he’d (mostly) stay for the rest of his Mets days. The Padres made him a starter again in 2023, and he’s been mighty reliable ever since. He throws in the low-90s, and will mix in a LOT of different pitches; the curve’s usually been his best one. YTD digits:

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MLB tried having a game at the Bristol Motor Speedway in Tennessee. Despite selling more than 80,000 tickets, it didn’t work. The game got rained out after a long delay, and there were all kinds of problems with the concessions. So Rob Manfred made baseball fans miserable, as usual.

Guardians player Emmanuel Clase was placed on leave pending a gambling investigation. There will be more of this.

Here’s a CBS Sportsline article on how the Twins tried Selling Private Ryan to the Red Sox, but asked for too much. They’ll do something like this eventually, I’m sure.

Sometimes I read Rolf Boone, a Twins blogger living in Washington state. Here’s his reaction to the sell-off. Check his site out sometime, it’s pretty good.

After the sell-off, a bar in Mankato posted the following (sqiuggly lines by me):

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(It was a short-term offer for fans wearing Twins stuff. You can’t go in with a Twins hat and get a free beer today.)

Wrong sport, but Washington, D.C.’s City Council just voted to give the Commanders over $6.6 BILLION dollars for a stadium, with some being cash and some being tax giveaways. Remind me never to go to a professional sporting event ever again. That tax giveaway money will mean some city services lose funding. People will die. Sports owners are criminals. ALL OF THEM.

More from Neil deMause: the money Missouri wants to give the Royals is now up in the air, since it might be illegal. It’ll play out in court. What’s definitely legal is ignoring your voters who told you not to do this.

From Maggie Mertens at Defector: some girls’ softball teams in Minneapolis are having problems finding places to play. At time, school varsity teams can’t finish their games, because adult slow-pitch leagues kick them off the field. The feds had started ordering Minneapolis to fix this (it’s not a problem for boys’ baseball), but the feds have now dropped that notion. Because they don’t give a f**k about “protecting women’s sports.”

Here’s a solid article by the L.A. Times’s Benjamin Royer on the vast rise of pitching injuries in MLB, which is entirely attributable to programs/facilities like Driveline Baseball helping pitchers gain extra MPH and added spin.

Now, all these programs are just a very specialized form of exercise, and MLB can’t ban exercise — nor should they want to. What’s concerning here is the damage being done to young players who are trying to utilize the same methods to get the attention of scouts and colleges. A 2015 study found that 56.8 % of Tommy John surgeries are for players aged 15-19. And 2015 was before modern specialized training was widespread. The injuries are far more frequent today.

One orthopedic surgeon says: “There’s a saying around [young] baseball players that if you’re not throwing like, over 80 miles per hour and you’re not risking Tommy John, you’re not throwing hard enough.” And add to that what Linda Flanagan wrote about in Take Back The Game, how many young athletes aren’t playing different sports at different times of the year, anymore — they’re training year-round. Giving their muscles/joints less time to recover.

I don’t know what, if anything, can be done about this, but I find it very concerning. And it’s just another way that baseball is pricing poorer kids out of the ability to develop in the game.

The day, however, belongs to Dave Boswell, who in this week in 1969, managed to get in a bar fight with both coach Art Fowler, teammate Bob Allison, and manager Billy Martin, who pretty much laid Boswell out. (This is the same Martin who once got in a bar fight with a marshmallow salesman in Bloomington.) Boswell couldn’t make the subsequent road trip, but still managed an excellent season, pitching 256+ innings with a 3.23 ERA.

In Game 2 of the ALCS, Boswell allowed zero runs through 10 innings, but felt his arm immediately sear with pain after striking out Frank Robinson to end the 10th. He came back for the 11th, the Twins lost, and would lose the series 0-3.

In this fine SABR article by Gregory H. Wolf, you can read all about Boswell, who was a bit of a wild one, lifestyle-wise. He owned alligators and liked to shoot at snakes. (His pistol fetish annoyed some of his teammates – yeah, I wouldn’t feel great around a soused dude with a loaded gun, either).

That ALCS injury essentially ended Boswell’s career. He struggle with the Twins in 1970, and with Detroit/Baltimore in 1971, and then he was done. He’d go on to work for a Baltimore brewery, and died in Maryland at age 67.

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Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minnesota-twins-game-threads/44673/game-115-royals-at-twins
 
Royals 2, Twins 0: You Can’t Win Forever

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The Twins and Royals grinded out a low-scoring Saturday night affair, with plenty of crispy LOBster frustration for the home nine. Down 1-0 for most of the game, it was a 2-0 final that saw a Royal victory after the Twins continuously failed to deliver with runners on.

First, a Twin hitter doubled his career totals. “What?!” you say, “how is this possible?” Well, in the second inning, Carson McCusker earned his second big-league hit — another dinkity-doink job fisted into shallow right field, right along the line, but a hit nevertheless. He’d be stranded at second after Cory Provus uttered that classic Twins broadcasting phrase, “…and now it’s up to Mickey Gasper.” (Okay, fine, Gasper walked to extend the inning — it was Alan Roden’s strikeout that moved things along.)

Instead, a two-out RBI double by Maikel Garcia was the opening salvo tonight, bringing a run all the way around from first base, and putting the Royals up 1-0 in the third.

The Twins would stage an inning of their own in the home half. Back-to-back singles from Austin Martin and Ryan Jeffers set up the makings of a bigger frame, but two straight hard grounders to short resulted in three outs and no runs scored. Minnesota would end the first third of the game down a run to the Royals, but with four hits to their two. (A missed ball-four call to Luke Keaschall didn’t particularly help.)

Meanwhile, Bailey Ober was starting to look like himself again. Some traffic in the fifth sparked some concern with Ober around 75 pitches and beginning to show some cracks, but a timely 6-4-3 twin bill got him through five solid innings with the score still just 1-0 Royals. (Ober’s final line read six solid innings, just the one run on four hits, and four K’s in a bounce-back start.)

Speaking of cracks, it seemed like every inning against Noah Cameron, the Twins watched the leadoff man reach. The same was true in the fifth, an inning which featured a compilation of the squad getting bunt reps in during BP, then saw a 2-for-2 Austin Martin show bunt on a 2-0 count. It also featured the Twins scoring no runs at all, their general gameplan for this evening’s contest.

So, it was up to a new-look Rocco’s Magical Arm Barn to keep the score 1-0 and give the Minnesota offense a chance to contribute. They did nicely, with Michael Tonkin pitching a shutout 7th and Justin Topa earning himself a spot on the T-Mobile Coverage Cam with a nice defensive play as part of a scoreless 8th.

But with the Royals still leading entering the 9th, it was Erasmo Ramirez who got the ball instead of Cole Sands, warming up alongside him. A few hits strung together by the Royals made it a 2-0 ballgame with only three outs for the Twins to play with.

The Twins said “I don’t WANNA play!” and went down 1-2-3 in the ninth, in a bit of a “later, taters” moment.

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It was the 7th time this year the Twins have been shut out, and this one would have been a much more frustrating affair if the Twins were in playoff contention. Missed opportunities and rallies cut short led the way in this one, but the Twins will have the opportunity tomorrow afternoon to win the series against Kansas City. Hope to see you there!

STUDS:

SP Bailey Ober (6 IP, 4 H, ER, BB, 4 K)

C Ryan Jeffers (3-for-4)

DUDS:

RP Erasmo Ramirez (IP, 2 H, ER, BB, 0 K)

3B Royce Lewis (0-for-4, 2 K)

The Pohlads

Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minnesota-twins-game-recaps/48192/royals-2-twins-0-you-cant-win-forever
 
Twins 5, Royals 3 (11 inn.): Fitz-Magic early and Master Luke late!

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After being shut out by the Kansas City Royals last night and having some cold water thrown on their recent winning streak, the Minnesota Twins were looking to rebound and take the series today. It truly was turnabout-as-fair-play, with a far-more-refreshing cold Gatorade bath being the end result!

The Royals got on the board first in this early-start Sunday when Adam Frazier singled home Mike “Grandson-of-Carl” Yastrzemski in the bottom of the first inning. 1-0 KC.

Truth be told, things could have gone a LOT worse for Twins “starter” Jose Urena through the first 3 innings—many walks and hard-hit outs. Jose was not sharp in any capacity, but he kept KC’s 1 from turning crooked.

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MIN bats roared back in B3 when a Mickey Gasper lead-off walk (which really should hold an automatic penalty all its own) was cashed in by Ryan Fitzgerald’s first major league hit—a home run just over the RF limestone and into the flower pots! 2-1 MN.

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Somewhat remarkably after Urena’s opening gambit, Rocco’s Magical Arm Barn (TM) of Kody Funderburk & Pierson Ohl kept KC cleats away from home plate into T7.

Alas, Cole Sands could not do the same—immediately surrendering a single to Maikel Garcia & a home run to Vinnie Pasquantino. 3-2 KC.

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The Twins caught a break in B8 when KC LF John Rave misplayed a sinking liner that Austin Martin motored into a triple. Ryan Jeffers made it count by stroking a clean single! 3-3 tie.

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It looked like the Royals would go gentle into that good T9—until Justin Topa melted down a bit: 2B—IBB—HBP. Frazier—in search of his 5th hit of the day—would send Trevor Larnach back to the wall…but no further. Whew.

Unfortunately, the Twins went quietly in B9, so Bonus Baseball on Roku.

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Despite the gift-wrapped Manfred Man, Kansas City couldn’t push it across (nor even off 2B) against Michael Tonkin in T10.

A wild sequence of events in the Twins’ next chance to put the get in get-away day: Gasper out on a foul bunt, Fitzgerald out on a long fly to LF that Rave lost in the sun and then found again, & Martin striking out looking.

We’d play on.

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More traffic in T11—and more Tonkin damage control: K’ing Salvador Perez with the bases loaded to maintain the 3-3 tie.

More ridiculousness in B11, with ghost runner Martin spinning his wheels and getting thrown out at 3B on a tag attempt.

But with two outs, Luke Keaschall decided that enough was enough:

The result: a two-run, walk-off home run over the RF wall!!!!!!!

Your Final: Minnesota Twins 5, Kansas City Royals 3.

Unbelievable!! Unreal!! Ahhhh!! What more can be said?! The Twins take their second consecutive series.

Up next: Three games @ New York Yankees (Mon night, Tues night, Wed night). Gulp.

Studs​

  • Fitzgerald: First Major League hit and home run in one swing!
  • Keaschall: Extending his hitting streak to 11 games and the walk-off heroics!
  • The 26,000+ at Target Field today still supporting this squad!

Duds​

  • The Pohlads (perma-dud)
  • Sands: 0.0 IP, 2 H, 2 ER, ERA: ∞

Comment of the Game​


Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minneso...-target-field-ryan-fitzpatrick-luke-keaschall
 
Game 118: Twins vs. Yankees

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First Pitch: 6:05 p.m.​

TV: Twins.TV​

Radio: Treasure Island Baseball Network

Know Thine Enemy: Pinstripe Alley


The Minnesota Twins are taking on the New York Yankees on the road. Starting a three-game series with the Yanks starting Monday.

Spirits are high for the Minnesota Twins heading into this series. Earlier today Twins breakout star Luke Keaschall was just named AL Player of the Week.

MAJOR KEA ALERT 🔑

Congratulations to Luke Keaschall on being named the AL Player of the Week! pic.twitter.com/ziQ9phO5E2

— Minnesota Twins (@Twins) August 11, 2025

It also comes at a time when spirits are down, for the Bronx Bombers.

Since the trade deadline, the Yankees have stumbled to a 2-7 record and are just 27-36 since once holding a commanding seven-game lead in the AL East. Back on June 12, after a 1-0 win in Kansas City, they were a season-best 17 games over .500 (42-25) and up 4.5 games in the division.

Things have unraveled since then. New York dropped six straight from June 13-18, briefly rebounded by winning six of ten, only to skid through another six-game losing streak from June 30 to July 5. A five-game win streak followed, but since Cody Bellinger’s three-homer outburst in an 11-0 Cubs blowout on July 11, the Yankees have gone just 9-15.

Here are your lineups for Monday – a big emphasis on the Twins leadoff batter who is back!

Twins Lineup:

Byron Buxton (R) CF

Kody Clemens (L) LF

Ryan Jeffers (R) C

Luke Keaschall (R) DH

Trevor Larnach (L) RF

Brooks Lee (S) SS

Royce Lewis (R) 3B

Edouard Julien (L) 1B

Ryan Fitzgerald (L) 2B

Yankees Lineup:

Trent Grisham (L) CF

Aaron Judge (R) DH

Cody Bellinger (L) LF

Giancarlo Stanton (R) RF

Ben Rice (L) C

Jazz Chisholm Jr. (L) 2B

Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B

Ryan McMahon (L) 3B

Anthony Volpe (R) SS

The replacement Twins are still trucking along since the trade deadline, of course they aren’t all replacement players, the offense is just fine. It’s that bullpen and starting pitching that has transformed a bit. From July 13 to 30, the Twins dropped nine of 13 games and then executed 11 player trades. Since then, the Twins have gone 5-4 and secured back-to-back series wins over AL Central foes in Detroit and Kansas City.

And most importantly – the Twins head into this series after a walkoff finish at home Sunday. The Twins failed to execute in extra innings but would get the job done in the 11th with a two-run home run. His first big league walkoff home run. Ryan Fitzgerald also had a couple firsts in the final against the Royals, his first big league hit and first big league home run – both came with one swing of the bat. Both these two are getting starts again today.

On the mound for New York will be Will Warren (6-5, 4.44 ERA), who hasn’t recorded a win in his last five outings but has a respectable 3.51 ERA in that span. He pitched five shutout innings in his last start — a 2-0 loss to Texas — and makes his first career appearance against Minnesota.

The Twins counter with right-hander Zebby Matthews (3-3, 5.17 ERA), set for his 18th big league start and first against the Yankees. After getting roughed up by the Red Sox on July 30, Matthews bounced back last week by allowing just one run over five innings in a win over Detroit — his second career road victory.

Go Twins! Beat the Yankees!

Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minnesota-twins-game-threads-2/48261/game-118-twins-vs-yankees
 
Twins 2, Yankees 6: Home run or bust

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The Minnesota Twins ran into a buzzsaw in the Bronx on Sunday afternoon, falling 8-3 to the New York Yankees in a game dominated by the long ball and quiet bats. This marks eight losses in a row to NYY.

Cody Bellinger set the tone early, launching his 21st home run of the season in the bottom of the first, a deep shot to right-center that gave the Yankees a quick lead they wouldn’t relinquish. The Bronx Bombers kept flexing their muscles in the third, when Giancarlo Stanton crushed his 11th of the year, followed immediately by Ben Rice’s 17th, staking New York to a 4-0 lead.

The Twins didn’t get on the board until the sixth, when Byron Buxton connected for his 24th home run, a solo shot that briefly gave Minnesota hope. The following inning, Trevor Larnach added his 16th of the year with a fly ball to right.

MIN – Byron Buxton Solo HR (24)

📏 Distance: 396 ft
💨 EV: 103.1 mph
📐 LA: 26°
⚾️ 83.3 mph sweeper (NYY – RHP Will Warren)
🏟️ Would be out in 28/30 MLB parks

MIN (1) @ NYY (3)
🔺 6th#MNTwins pic.twitter.com/ThqYGYh9Mg

— MLB Home Runs🚀 (@MLBHRs_) August 12, 2025

Minnesota managed just three hits in the entire game — solo homers from Buxton and Larnach, and a lone single from Royce Lewis. The rest of the lineup was stifled by Yankees starter Will Warren, who earned the win after tossing 6 2/3 solid innings. He allowed just three hits and struck out seven to improve his record on the year.

Twins starter Zebby Matthews took the loss, dropping to 3-4. Despite striking out nine, Matthews was tagged for three key home runs and now owns a 5.11 ERA on the season.

The Yankees added two insurance runs in the bottom of the seventh, before Jazz Chisholm Jr. put the finishing touch on the win with a homer in the eighth — the sixth combined home run of the game.

The Twins will look to regroup Monday as they face Carlos Rodón in the series finale. Minnesota will lean on Thomas Hatch, who is slated to open in what’s expected to be a bullpen game.

Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minnesota-twins-game-recaps/48270/twins-2-yankees-6-home-run-or-bust
 
Yankees 9, Twins 1: Pain

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For a brief, shining moment, the Twins led in this game. In the first inning, an Austin Martin single, a walk, and a hit-by-pitch loaded the bases with no outs. Luke Keaschall struck out, Royce Lewis hit a ground out, scoring Martin from 3rd, and then Kody Clemens struck out to end the threat. That single from Martin would be the Twins only hit tonight.

Aaron Judge tied the game up in the bottom of the first, blasting a Travis Adams fastball over the bullpens in right-center. In the 2nd, Anthony Volpe hit a 3-run homer. In the 5th, Giancarlo Stanton took Thomas Hatch deep for a solo shot to make it 5-1. Two innings later, 3 more Yankees crossed home plate, this time without need of a home run.

A Ryan Jeffers walk in the 6th inning was the Twins’ only other baserunner tonight. In comparison, the Yankees had 11 hits and 11 walks tonight.

Studs:

Austin Martin: 1-4, R

Anybody who chose not to watch this game and, instead, did anything else.

Duds:

Travis Adams: 2.1 IP, 4 H, 4 ER, 2 HR, 4 BB, 2K

Thomas Hatch: 4.1 IP, 5 H, 4 ER, HR, 7 BB, 2 K

Edouard Julien: 0-3, 2 K

Any Twin not named Austin Martin.

Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minnesota-twins-game-recaps/48300/yankees-9-twins-1-pain
 
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