Minnesota Twins
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Game 120: Twins at Yankees
Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minnesota-twins-game-threads/48304/game-120-twins-at-yankees
First Pitch: 6:05 PM
TV: Twins.TV
Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy
Know Yo’ Foe: Pinstripe Alley
From the bank that brought you the “right-size” stupor,
The man who sent fandom straight into the pooper,
A blundered thing with the Yankees on tap
To make Minnesotans feel further like crap.
What do we do in the Bronx
Suffering ownership’s clonks?
Perpetual jibes have ruined the vibes;
The Pohlads are at it again.
Withdrawn from selling, the news is tellingly
Certain: they’re bloodsucking men.
Ever meaner, I mean it:
Slamming the window and letting us drown,
Why still do they bring us down?
We’re mad again,
So mad again,
No cope, no surprise.
We’re mad again,
So mad again:
The world’s latest billionaire lies!
Thankless, thankless,
As it’s simply been all slammed pain… how mad we are
We’ve had unfairer adversity thanks to those miserable, second-rate, defective
Baddies in MSP.
For years, those insufferable grease-cheeks have interfered with the Twins;
We never get a moment’s peace of mind.
Now, all that has to last?
Is there nothing to stop those assholes from ruining our game?
News right now is coring.
We’re bad again,
So bad again,
Won’t stop falling flat.
We’re mad again,
So mad again,
We’re mad again at Joe, greedy rat!
(imagine a certain face of ownership pasted over Bartholomew’s)
No one’s prouder or louder,
No one comes out to the game just for you,
Might come last but you’re Number Two.
We’re mad again,
So mad again,
Our hope always dies.
We’re mad again,
So mad again:
The world’s latest billionaire lies!
Source: https://www.twinkietown.com/minnesota-twins-game-threads/48304/game-120-twins-at-yankees