THE CAPS THREAD

[2091401]

Feb 20, 2011 13:59:49 GMT -5 2091401 said:YEAH I'D LIKE A MEDIUM CHEESE PAN PIZZA WITH GARLIC ON THE CRUST! OH YEAH, AND CAN YOU THOW IN A COKE. I.. I HAVE THIS THING THAT'S LIKE "VIP CARD" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT... AND, AND IT'S ONLY ONE PIZZA FROM A FREE PIZZA. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET THE FREE PIZZA WITH THIS ORDER!?!? OH, OKAY THEN... YEAH, THROW IN AN EXTRA PIZZA. ACTUALLY, COULD YOU TAKE THE COKE OFF THE ORDER, I REMEMBERED MY MOM JUST GOT SOME MILK THE OTHER... OH, YOU DON'T CARE? OKAY THEN... THANKS, HAVE A GOOD DAY, B****.

YES?

HUH?

 

[Cam Cam]

Feb 20, 2011 2:08:55 GMT -5 Ozzie said:BLAKE GRIFFIN WAS AMAZING!!!!

REALLY?!?!? I DIDN'T NOTICE!

 

[Ozzie]

YEAH I'D LIKE A MEDIUM CHEESE PAN PIZZA WITH GARLIC ON THE CRUST! OH YEAH, AND CAN YOU THOW IN A COKE. I.. I HAVE THIS THING THAT'S LIKE "VIP CARD" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT... AND, AND IT'S ONLY ONE PIZZA FROM A FREE PIZZA. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET THE FREE PIZZA WITH THIS ORDER!?!? OH, OKAY THEN... YEAH, THROW IN AN EXTRA PIZZA. ACTUALLY, COULD YOU TAKE THE COKE OFF THE ORDER, I REMEMBERED MY MOM JUST GOT SOME MILK THE OTHER... OH, YOU DON'T CARE? OKAY THEN... THANKS, HAVE A GOOD DAY, B****.

YES?

 

[Ozzie]

OH, WAIT... WRONG NUMBER, SORRY.

 

[2091401]

WHO WERE YOU TRYING TO CALL?

 

[2091401]

THIS GIVES ME A HEADACHE

 

[2091401]

MY SISTER.

 

[Car889]

BEING RUDE TO YOUR SISTER ISN'T VERY CHIVALROUS. :o

 

[Ozzie]

Feb 21, 2011 18:31:57 GMT -5 Ozzie said:BEING RUDE TO YOUR SISTER ISN'T VERY CHIVALROUS. :o
WHAT? I WAS TRYING TO CALL MY MOTHER-IN-LAW, SHE BROKE HER HIP RECENTLY AND I WAS TRYING TO SEE HOW SHE'S DOING.

 

[Elijah]

Feb 22, 2011 16:21:42 GMT -5 2091401 said:

Feb 21, 2011 18:31:57 GMT -5 Ozzie said:BEING RUDE TO YOUR SISTER ISN'T VERY CHIVALROUS. :o
WHAT? I WAS TRYING TO CALL MY MOTHER-IN-LAW, SHE BROKE HER HIP RECENTLY AND I WAS TRYING TO SEE HOW SHE'S DOING.
YOUR MARRIED? :o

 

[2091401]

USED TO BE... IT'S COMPLICATED.

 

[Ozzie]

Feb 22, 2011 23:35:28 GMT -5 2091401 said:USED TO BE... IT'S COMPLICATED.

THE AMERICAN WAY!

 

[Car889]

Feb 22, 2011 23:35:28 GMT -5 2091401 said:USED TO BE... IT'S COMPLICATED.
WHAT HAPPENED? LOL.

 

[2091401]

Feb 23, 2011 21:22:01 GMT -5 Car889 said:

Feb 22, 2011 23:35:28 GMT -5 2091401 said:USED TO BE... IT'S COMPLICATED.
WHAT HAPPENED? LOL.
YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? I'LL TELL YOU THAT IT HAD TO DO WITH JOEY VOTTO AND THE SHOWER ROOM AT THE REDS STADIUM, BUT THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

 

[Ozzie]

THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.

 

[2091401]

WELL, NOT REALLY. I WAS CHATTING WITH JOEY VOTTO AFTER A GAME, I COMPLETELY FORGOT IT WAS ME AND MY WIFE'S ANNIVERSARY.

 

[Ozzie]

AND THE SHOWER WITNESSED IT ALL?

 

[Car889]

WHO'S YOUR WIFE THEN?

 

[2091401]

SHE WAS AN ACTRESS, SOMEWHAT FAMOUS. SHE WAS IN A FEW MOVIES. HER NAME WAS JESSICA. ALBA WAS HER MAIDEN NAME.

 

[Car889]

DANG, HOT WIFE YOU GOT THERE.