Some jokes I heard....

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I saw these earlier today and thought they were kinda funny.

How did the man who got swallowed by a whale escape?
He ran and ran until he was all pooped out.

News report: A man is in critical condition after swallowing $250 in bills. No change is expected.
 
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts....

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Cause he was a fun-gi

.......
 
Here's a joke I'm sure you all have heard at least once in your life.

Why didn't the fish go to school?

He was playing hooky!
 
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Oct 10, 2011 12:27:49 GMT -5 Homerunsox2005 said:Here's a joke I'm sure you all have heard at least once in your life.

Why didn't the fish go to school?

He was playing hooky!

That's not funny... my cousin is a fish.
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A Jew, an atheist, and a black guy walk into a bar.

What a fine example of an integrated community.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

*Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him*
 
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Oct 10, 2011 17:50:16 GMT -5 Ozzie said:A Jew, an atheist, and a black guy walk into a bar.

What a fine example of an integrated community.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

*Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him*
Hahahaha anti jokes
 
A man entered a local pun contest. He submitted 10 puns, hoping one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A daring man proclaimed "Well here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.
 
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