Rebellion! MUAHAHAAAA!!!

*LadyScribe decides that men are ignorant as to literary matters and joins the audience. But alas! That means no one is onstage! We must find a fan-fiction character to be entertained!*
*BLAM*
*Lord Voldemort and Sauron appear onstage to give a cackling performance*
Severus Snape stalks about like a bat*
 
*Cmt Gives Voldemort a hug* lol
 
*Voldemort flinches and screeches AVADA KEDAVRA!!!*
*CMT dies*
*LadyScribe laughs and twirls her grim reaper death scythe, nearly chopping PurplePride's head off*
*CMT returns to the land of the living after five minutes*
 
*Tackles Voldemort, says "Uh-Oh, i'm stupid*
*Voldemort Screams Avada Kedavra again and hits me in the heart*
*I die again*
 
*LadyScribe cackles in sync with Sauron and then throws some frog spawn at Snape*
*Snape yells out 500 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR in a booming voice*
*CivilWar Buff runs back onstage and flicks him on the shoulder*
*Snape dies*
*CMT revives*
 
*time bomb goes off & we all get blown to smitherines and people with shovels litterally have to scrape bits and pieces of us off the floor*
 
*LadyScribe revives first and skips happily*
 
*LadyScribe revives again and makes GoCubsGo eat an explosive fruitcake*
*He dies*
 
*I revive & shove LadyScribe off a cliff and she falls into a a pit off spikes*
* i get bored off beating up LadyScribe so i walk over to Chrissy*
*we make a team and beat up Padre*
*padre gets annoyed and sets me on fire*
 
* i get mad cuz no one is helping me or posting in this thread so i touch everyone and they catch on fire with me*
*we then set the stage around us on fire so we are in the wild wilderness with no food and/or water*
 
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