This is one of my favorite jokes, so I figured I would share it. 
There is a class of kindergartners. The teacher is going over the meaning of words. Obama walks in and asks the class "What is a tragedy?"
A girl raises her hand, "Would an incident where my little sister got ran over a tractor be considered a tragedy?"
Obama says "No, that would be an accident."
Another girl raises her hand, "A bus drives off a cliff with 50 kids inside. Would that be considered a tragedy?"
Obama says "No that would be a great loss. Can anyone tell me what a tragedy is?"
Little Johnny in the back raises his hand. "What if you and Mrs. Obama were riding Air Force 1 and got shot down by a 'friendly fire' missile? Would that be considered a tragedy?"
"Yes," Obama says, "can you tell me why?"
Johnny says "Well it sure wouldn't be a great loss, and you can bet your bottom dollar that it wouldn't be an accident!"
:lol:
There is a class of kindergartners. The teacher is going over the meaning of words. Obama walks in and asks the class "What is a tragedy?"
A girl raises her hand, "Would an incident where my little sister got ran over a tractor be considered a tragedy?"
Obama says "No, that would be an accident."
Another girl raises her hand, "A bus drives off a cliff with 50 kids inside. Would that be considered a tragedy?"
Obama says "No that would be a great loss. Can anyone tell me what a tragedy is?"
Little Johnny in the back raises his hand. "What if you and Mrs. Obama were riding Air Force 1 and got shot down by a 'friendly fire' missile? Would that be considered a tragedy?"
"Yes," Obama says, "can you tell me why?"
Johnny says "Well it sure wouldn't be a great loss, and you can bet your bottom dollar that it wouldn't be an accident!"
:lol: