Internet laughing at Cowboys as Jerry Jones trades Micah Parsons to Packers

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Internet laughing at Cowboys as Jerry Jones trades Micah Parsons to Packers

The Dallas Cowboys are stunningly trading All-Pro linebacker Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers, per Adam Schefter and others.

Per Schefter, the Packers and Parsons have already agreed to a four-year, $188 million contract with $120 million guaranteed. That makes Parsons the highest-paid non-quarterback in NFL history.

Parsons posted this on ‘X’:

Thank you Dallas ….. GO Pack Go! pic.twitter.com/FBnN1zRIri

— Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11) August 28, 2025

Giants fans might feel the same way … at least with the first part.

Here is a quick list from Schefter of what Parsons accomplished in Dallas since being the 12th pick in the 201 NFL Draft:

• Four-time Pro Bowler
• Three-time All-Pro
• Defensive Rookie of the Year
• 52.5 sacks
• 9 forced fumbles

The folks at Acme Packing Company, SB Nation’s Packers website, are already celebrating the news. The folks at Blogging The Boys, covering the Cowboys, are in disbelief.

Keep dropping by both sites to see how the two fan bases process this monumental trade.

Parsons, of course, has been seeking a new contract. Dallas owner/GM Jerry Jones overplayed his hand, and has now ended up weakening the Cowboys by trading away a 26-year-old who might be the best defensive player in football.

Per Schefter, the Cowboys got defensive tackle Kenny Clark and a pair of first-round picks in return.

The Internet is laughing​

Jerry Jones: I Have a plan for signing Micah Parsons

The Plan: pic.twitter.com/Be3BYMnpI7

— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) August 28, 2025

To be honest, I don’t wanna hear anything about multiple first round picks and a player to the Cowboys. You can go four straight years with first round picks and not find a player as impactful as Micah Parsons.

— Art Stapleton (@art_stapleton) August 28, 2025

Caleb Williams seeing the Micah Parsons news

pic.twitter.com/Yj4LCyGqQ3

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 28, 2025

POV: Micah Parsons got traded to the Packers while we were live on the air pic.twitter.com/AYozu0uK1d

— First Things First (@FTFonFS1) August 28, 2025

me reacting to Micah Parsons to #Packers

— ashlynn_b (@ashlynnb.bsky.social) 2025-08-28T21:14:29.962Z

Micah Parsons is a Packer.

— Zach Goldberg (@zgoldberg.bsky.social) 2025-08-28T21:04:42.294Z

Dallas Cowboys fans walking into the gaff to news that Jerry Jones has traded Micah Parsons… pic.twitter.com/yvVxpUjpzj

— Jaja (@JajaBreed) August 28, 2025

Source: https://www.bigblueview.com/new-yor...las-cowboys-send-all-pro-to-green-bay-packers