Christmas movies are nice, but sometimes you need something with a little bit more JUICE. There has long been a debate about whether or not
Die Hard is a Christmas movie. That debate is boring as hell at this point. There is no debating that
Die Hard is a movie set at Christmas that uses the season for thematic purposes. The Christmas-set action movie is a tried and true tradition, beloved by writers like Shane Black to put a Santa hat on someone wielding a gun and have beautiful white snow splattered with the shock of red, red blood.
My BSH pop culture aficionado compatriot Jason and I have decided to have a draft with these Christmas set movies. Most of these belong to the action genre, but there are a few that don’t have explosions. Jason, I will be gracious and give you the first pick.
Jason – Thanks Steve! I will take the aforementioned
Die Hard. It’s a cliche pick, but the right pick in a list of strong contenders. How often do you have a film that has a different, yet amazing, catch phrase based on if you are watching the edited (yipee kay yay, motherf***er) or unedited version (yipee kay yay, Mr. Falcon)? Back to the Christmas theme, “ho ho ho I’ve got a machine gun”. The film is infinitely quotable with more than I can even list. It is one of the best action films ever made.
Steve – I mean how can you not?
Die Hard is iconic and a perfect action movie. I am going to roll with
Gremlins here. It’s one of the funniest horror movies ever made. Speaking of icons, GIZMO is one of the single cutest creations in cinematic history.
Gremlins is twisted and tells one of the most fucked up stories in Christmas set film history with the fate of Kate’s (Phoebe Cates) father many years ago. The stupid Google AI thing gave me a really weird summary of this when I searched for the scene online.
Gremlins might be the one film on here I would give a passionate argument for being a straight up Christmas movie. Christmas is pivotal to the plot in so many ways. But then they made the most bonkers (in a good way) sequel in history with
Gremlins 2: The New Batch, proving that you can take the Christmas out of
Gremlins and they will still be a force for comedic terror.
Jason – Gremlins is so good! Was genuinely scared of “Spike” as a kid. Not sure why my parents were letting me watch this, where were they? Next up I’ll pick up my favorite time travel film and one of my favorite Philadelphia-located films ever,
12 Monkeys. This film blew me away as a teenager when I first watched it as a recommendation from my dad. Brad Pitt was ROBBED for Best Supporting Oscar to Kevin Spacey (
The Usual Suspects). For the uninitiated, Bruce Willis is sent back in time to gather information on the cause of a virus that wipes out most of the human population. It is an extremely well done and well shot film. The ending is absolutely perfect. All of this is set against the backdrop of Philadelphia at Christmastime.
Steve – I’m going to go with
Trading Places. There are some aspects of this movie that have not, um, AGED WELL, but overall, it’s a hilarious look at 1980s Philadelphia and a tale of how the rich play with the lives of those less fortunate than them. Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy are such a funny pairing of SNL alums. One of the great twisted Christmas images is drunk Aykroyd in a Santa suit eating salmon through his fake white beard. Looking good, Billy Ray! Feeling good, Lewis!
Jason – That was going to be my next! Classic comedy that I try and watch this time every year because it’s so god damn funny. I’ll go with another comedy this round with the underappreciated
Just Friends. This is a Ryan Reynolds vehicle that I think gets blown off as just another early 00’s comedy slop. While the Reynolds fat suit stuff in the beginning is a bit cringey, it does evolve into a very funny film as Reynold’s character vies for the affection of an old high school sweetheart as he makes an unexpected stop in his old New Jersey hometown. However the real stars are Anna Faris’ Brittney Spears-esque girlfriend and his oblivious mother played by Julie Hagerty. All of this plays out over the Christmas holiday, of course. This is an anti-Hallmark Christmas set film.
Steve – It’s time to get weird and pick one of the strangest superhero and Christmas-set movies of all-time –
Batman Returns. Oh baby, does Tim Burton go off the wall in this one. Christopher Walken’s performance as Max Shreck can be overlooked between Michelle Pfeifer’s scintillating Catwoman (Dean Pelton from
Community voice: “This better not awaken anything in me.”) and Danny DeVito’s disgusting Penguin. There are so many great weird moments in this movie! “I’m going to play this town like a harp out of hell!”, Batman scratching a CD like a record, the actual penguins that live with the villain the Penguin marching him to a watery grave, the giant rubber duck boat, the actual penguins firing rockets. I could go on, but who has the time?
Jason –
Batman Returns feels like a fever dream at times, but in a good way. Going to pick a recent one here and one of my favorite films of the last few years,
The Holdovers. This is a 70’s set film during a Christmas break at an all-boys school where some of the kids don’t have family to go to. It’s an Alexander Payne film, so it’s filled with tons of great dialogue and themes. Not to mention frequent collaborator Paul Giammati puts together one of his best performances.
Steve – Paul Giammati is a treasure and truly one of the great underrated actors. I’m going to dive into the Shane Black end of the pool and pick
The Nice Guys.
Black has used Christmas to set the scene in a number of films, including
Lethal Weapon,
The Long Kiss Goodnight,
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and
Iron Man 3. I could have picked any of these here.
Lethal Weapon is one of the iconic action movies, and for many people THE iconic action movie.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang has Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer, and Michelle Monaghan and is an awesome movie.
Iron Man 3 is super fun and a blast of a lowkey MCU romp.
The Nice Guys, similarly, is a ton of fun. A throwback buddy movie,
The Nice Guys features great chemistry between Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe. Talk to me next year, though, and it might be one of the other Shane Black Christmas films on this list instead.
Jason – Honestly had never put it together how all of Shane Black’s films are all around this time. Neat! LOVE
The Nice Guys. Feels like it could have been a whole franchise based on how well Gosling and Crowe worked together. The banter back and forth between the two is infinitely entertaining. For my last pick I’m going with the niche comedy
Go by one of my favorite directors, Doug Liman. Clearly inspired by
Pulp Fiction, this film focuses on three different stories that are all loosely connected and intertwined. The film takes place during Christmas-time and has many references to it. This is a wild romp that includes drugs, trouble in Vegas, and a young Timothy Olyphant starring as a drug dealer named Todd. So it basically has everything you need.
Steve – Love
Go! I actually only saw this movie for the first time recently and it’s such a great late 90s time capsule. I’m going for a super cheesy but undeniably Philadelphian choice for my final pick –
Rocky IV. This is without a doubt the most over-the-top of the Rocky films. The fight between Rocky Balboa and Ivan Drago is insanely long and the punching is so fake and it’s all somehow so great. I don’t think either boxer blocks a single punch.
The bonkers training montage in the middle with Rocky working out in the mountains of Russia is the gold standard for bonkers training montages. And this hasn’t even touched on how Christmas ties in! The pivotal fight between Rocky and Drago takes place on Christmas Day, with Rocky and Adrian’s son watching the match on TV with the ROBOT that they bought for Paulie’s birthday babysitting him while wearing a Santa hat and beard. Yes, you read all of that correctly. It doesn’t matter how many director’s cuts Sylvester Stallone tries to sneak in there, we will never forget the “Happy birthday Paulie” robot.
| Jason | Steve |
| Die Hard | Gremlins |
| 12 Monkeys | Trading Places |
| Just Friends | Batman Returns |
| The Holdovers | The Nice Guys |
| Go | Rocky IV |
Honorable mentions
Lethal Weapon – This should have been drafted, but I have just never had the love in my heart for the
Lethal Weapon franchise that I have for
Die Hard and the other films on my list. It coined the phrase “I’m getting too old for this shit” and really set the template for the buddy cop film. – Steve
Reindeer Games – This isn’t a good movie, but this is such an over-the-top joy of a weird film. Gary Oldman is soooo scummy. We actually watch this one every Christmas in my household because it’s such a great weird time. And what a loaded cast! The aforementioned Gary Oldman, Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, Danny Trejo, Donal Logue, DENNIS FARINA! There are even bizarre cameos from Isaac Hayes and Ron Jeremy. I might write an entire piece dedicated to
Reindeer Games next year. You have to respect robbing an establishment that serves both Coke AND Pepsi. – Steve
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and
Iron Man 3 – See
The Nice Guys above.
There are a ton of great films that we didn’t even mention in this piece. What’s your favorite movie set at Christmas that isn’t quite a Christmas movie? Sound off in the comments below!
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