Homerunsox2005
Legend
I found this list of 100 funny things to do in an elevator to make it awkward. Some of the items on this list would not be considered Pg-13 so read at your own risk. The list can be found here: http://www.area51newmexico.com/lifts.php]www.area51newmexico.com/lifts.php[/url]
But here are some of my favorites:
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Lean against the button panel.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
But here are some of my favorites:
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Lean against the button panel.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax